Fat Man Flan

This man is an Indian boi and eats naansters from refuel all day he messes around around and thinks vaccines cause autism . Don’t mess with this big bad boi

Girl1: did you see Fat man flan
Girl2: yeah he is a massive nonce

by Heinz beanos March 3, 2020

fat man's charm

The reason I find Abraham Benrubi way more attractive than Jude Law.

"I mean it; the quarterback's all yours. I'm more interested in the tackle; he's got that whole fat man's charm thing going on."

by Qit January 13, 2004

Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009

Fat Man Syndrome

Whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. This phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens.

Man 1: "I heard that John was diagnosed with Fat Man Syndrome."
Man 2: "I would have never guessed... he's so thin!"
Man 1: "But he eats a hell of a lot!"

by K-cin January 15, 2009

fat man dance

A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.

Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.

by The Skinny Guy December 16, 2005

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.

Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?

The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding

Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?

The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.

by CommanderFatManPants July 24, 2010