Fat Cock

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.

Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Fat Cock

My current girlfriend said that she dated Shroud from the way back, she said that he has a fat cock. I broke up with her, because I can't fill that "hole", I cannot carryout the thought that my dick has to go through such underground chamber, the size is comparable to the Hang Son Doong, (the largest cave in the world) but bigger...

Word on the street that shroud has a fat cock. Rain drop. Drop top. Shrouds fat cock.

by Nigward483 April 15, 2019

Fat Cock Grizzley

To dress up your penis in a flannel shirt and shave your pubes and stick them on the tip to make a beard

Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever

"honey, i want to try a Fat Cock Grizzley!"
"I gave Chris a Fat Cock Grizzley"

by Andrew Bullock April 12, 2008

fat cock suckers

me

“me is a fat cock suckers”

by harrystylesbbymama May 4, 2021

Fat Cock Francis

A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".

"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."

by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022

Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.

Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.

by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023

suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023