go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

fapterial

Material for fapping.

Fapterial is generally deposited in a spank bank

Hey, go put that fapterial to good use, then get a good night sleep. You've got work in the morning.

by Coat April 2, 2009

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

Daddy Faster

you know what it means?

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk

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