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Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.
Fanking in public is fun!
by pinkysnow November 28, 2016
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Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,
by btrev October 19, 2010
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Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.
Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush
by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018
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Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.
Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".
by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017
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Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked
"I am so fanked guys!"
by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005
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Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.
"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"
by scumcum May 14, 2010
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fank

To masturpate over a person/persons/groups of persons on facebook, or any sort of social networking site (persons must be over 18, or it is known as paedofanking).
by kris!!? April 13, 2008
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