Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012

duder fanooter

A duder fanooter is a guy vagina. A man who has a sex change would have a duder fanooter

Shit bro, that chick's got a duder fanooter!

or

That chicks pussy looks so gross, it might be a duder fanooter!

by Greg "FlaviusG" Painter March 3, 2004

Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.

"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"

by maspito April 25, 2009

facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.

"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"

by Natalie Rose Manly King March 23, 2008

fanooder

another name for the vagina. to be used in inappropriate situations when saying vagina or any other common word for the area is not possible

please slide your fadoodle into my fanooder while its wet.

by d!ngo April 11, 2005

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners

1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.

MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.

by RICKOLO October 14, 2011