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friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020
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Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”
Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner
by The God of Many. September 3, 2023
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when freddy fazgoon lowkirkenuinely goons to epstein on the island so they merge into 1 ungoonable beast and open up a diner
Who wants to goon in Freddy Fazstein's Family Diner with me?
by hatrix1307 February 15, 2026
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family guy drinking game

The Family Guy Drinking Game involves two or more contestants. The contestants watch an entire season DVD of Family Guy episodes.

The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.

The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.

If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
Jeff: GOD! It's Friday night and I have nuthin to do as usual!

Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.

Jeff: Like what....Quarters?

Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.

Jeff: How do ya play it?

Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.

Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!

Ryan: Let's call Seth!
by Define Me! July 26, 2009
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Family Soup Drinker

Someone who thinks they are god but in fact just drink the soup.
"Nice advice. I've yet to see a decent shot other then mine. Just attitude from folks that don't have a clue." = Makes Jeff a family soup drinker.
by Jeffof the photo world June 17, 2009
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family style dump

a ritual occurring when three or more people squat with their backs facing each other while taking dumps simultaneously.
After dinner, Bob, John, and Sarah went outback and had a good old family style dump.
by y0sh! December 2, 2011
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family fun dip

When having intercourse with a woman after dipping the male genitalia in her deceased family members ashes. To then be inserted into her mouth causing her to caugh up a cloud of ashes.
Robert loves to family fun dip Becky. Although she misses her father she loves the activity and this sudden family reunion.
by meh please August 16, 2023
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