Falconer

Knower of all things. A know it all

Don't be such a falconer bro!

by Champ Longfellow April 16, 2015

Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

mr falconer

a weak as piss dog
fuck you

fuck you mr falconer

by daquavis213 February 24, 2020

falcone

Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.

Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone

by ineed$ May 13, 2008

Falcone

A man who’s gotten head from a female that resmbles a bird. One of the most disrespectful things you can call someone. Only one comes about every 500 years and only 1 in 1000 Falcones are literate. The only thing you can call someone that is more disrespectful than falcone is the shortened version “cone”

*someone does something dumb*
That was a falcone thing to do... some falconery

by Falconefan69 May 13, 2018

Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned

"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."

by VTAnurse February 22, 2021