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fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
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Faint

Fainting also known as syncope is a sudden loss of consciousness. A person who faints is usually only unconscious for a few seconds if they do not ( don't ) wake up in more than a few seconds call 911 ( nine nine one ) , because something serious may be going on , or they are not breathing. Most times when someone faints they are scared 😨. This is called vasvougal syncope ( I think ).
Makoto Naegi fainted when he saw Maizono Sayaka's dead body.
by Hajime Hinata 6715 June 9, 2019
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Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.
"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."
by prevailingwest September 30, 2021
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Fainter

When a person becomes unconscious after giving blood. Regardless of the amount.
-Yeah, Ellie Mckenna fainted as soon as she gave blood

-No way, she was a complete fainter then?

-Yeah man
by tombell245 June 15, 2009
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The Faint

Saddle Creek band. Techno-indie.
by jaybee October 2, 2003
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fankyoo

'Good job man!'
'Fankyoo'
by crystalflame May 4, 2009
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faina

Faina is a Russian name, that means joyful. Usually a girl named Faina is beautiful, smart, kind and caring. Will also have a nice body and a great personality.
Nick: Man. Karens really hot.

Cole: Yeah, but she's no match for Faina. She's the full package man.
by Ski4Ever99 October 23, 2014
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