fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

No Fagsies

A phrase used when committing a potentially homosexual act, as to assure your straightness to your group of friends.

Friend 1: "I think I caught something last week can you take a look at my crotch?"

Friend 2: "......"

Friend 1: "Oh, come on. No Fagsies!"

Friend 2: "Sure....ohhhhHHHH! That doesn't look good at all!"

by bart3232 February 16, 2007

fagpile

A sweaty pile of naked Iraqi prisoners, typically in pyramid configuration.

They're showing the fagpile picture every ten minutes on Al-Jazeera.

or

What does the Geneva Convention say about fagpiles?

by Il Duce May 7, 2004

Fugpiece

derived from the words fugly (f*cking ugly) and slampiece. It is used to describe a bro's girlfriend (or just slampeice) ...with the double meaning of fugly and slampeice. In most instances, the bro is the only one unaware that his girl is a fugpiece. so as a result he is made fun of for dating said fugpiece.

"yo, why the hell is my bro dating that fugpeice? he should at least of kept her as a slampeice instead of making it official." - zach s.

"I love making fun of fugpieces on the reg because i have nothing better to do"- Me

by mmm444 July 14, 2010

faggier

The property of being more of a fag. Generally used comparing one faggy person or object to another.

John: "Man, that is faggier than a fag from faggotville."
Otaku: "I am faggier than all you queers!"

by Feanaro October 30, 2006

fagpile

Someone who every time they open their mouth something retarded comes out. The person who is never paying attention to the conversation.

Everyone is trying to decide what to do and where to go and the Fagpile jumps in to suggest that "we should all go out"

by THE #1 MEME January 24, 2010

Faggie

A used bloody tampon.

As if someone were to call you a doucher, or a used douche.

1.) You're such a faggie.
2.) don't be a faggie.

Ect.

by Stiffer_22 November 11, 2012