facadebook

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.

Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?

by pir8 June 13, 2009

facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

man facial

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

femdom facial

Dominant woman forcing man to cum on his own face

A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging

by horny poster May 30, 2014

Facho

Fascist

Used in Chile and Argentina

"Fachos culiao's mueranse!" would be "Fucking fascists die!"

by CGuzman February 10, 2014

Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

Facading

Acting like someone you're not.

Hey, we all know you're facading!

by Zuma Maeve March 23, 2017