FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.

Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."

by F. Sancho August 11, 2009

Fica Faceplant

when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.

I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.

That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.

by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007

faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010