I was Facebating all last night.
by derpmapp October 15, 2011
Get the Facebating mug.The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.
Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!
Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011
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FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...
I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"
by ApplePicker July 6, 2009
Get the FaceBaiting mug.The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.
i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.
i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.
by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010
Get the Facebaiting mug.by Dustin C. Peichl October 19, 2011
Get the Facebugging mug.A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
Get the Platonic facesitting mug.Taking the dominant nature of Facesitting to another level. ScatFacesitting is when one person sits on another persons face (Their entire weight pressed against the one being sat on) and directly unloads their feces into the persons mouth. This would be forced upon the one being sat on, the one shitting would be restricting their movement as much as possible and pumping as much sh*t as they can into the victims mouth.
Jasmine large ass engulfed the face of prisoner-876, she slightly gripped her own ass and moaned as her sh*t violently poured out her Anus and into the screaming victims mouth. She grabbed the prisoners hair and stuffed him deeper between her enourmous ass, muffling his choking and closing the distance between her asshole and his mouth. Her tongue dropped out her mouth in pure pleasure as she felt him swallow her shit over and over….Another prisoner fallen victim to scat Facesitting.
by FutanariSlave November 30, 2023
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