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facebalk

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.
"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."
by SomeDave July 31, 2009
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facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.
"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008
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facewalk

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
by woody23 July 28, 2005
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fastalker

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker
by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008
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facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.
Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.
by PWhitdog July 25, 2011
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Foxestalk

Forum for Leicester City fans.
Home to many ill-fitting, strange and generally unusual people.
by a.foxestalk.member October 9, 2008
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Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
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