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Facebooking 

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.
"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"
Facebooking by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007

drunk facebooking 

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting
"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

Facebooking from Egypt 

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.
Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.

Facedbooking 

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.
Facedbooking by PDXSAC May 5, 2010

Shit-Facebooking 

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

instant facebooking (IF) 

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.