Fabricated American

The "politcally correct" term used to describe puppets who live within the Human Society.

"What do you mean I can't buy booze cause I'm a puppet? I have rights too! I am not just a puppet, I'm also a Fabricated American!" - Warren the Ape

by WarrenTheApe May 18, 2010

ass to fabric

When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.

Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro

by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

cutting fabric

When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.

It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.

by Really Big Al May 27, 2014