ass to fabric

When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.

Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro

by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014

Fabricated American

The "politcally correct" term used to describe puppets who live within the Human Society.

"What do you mean I can't buy booze cause I'm a puppet? I have rights too! I am not just a puppet, I'm also a Fabricated American!" - Warren the Ape

by WarrenTheApe May 18, 2010

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 30, 2017

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 07, 2020

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 12, 2004

daily fabrice

It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.

Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.

by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 11, 2010