Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 05, 2018

Funt

Fucking Cunt.

When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.

You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.

by GoldenMom November 24, 2020

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

funt

fucking cunt

"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"

by meffren532 January 13, 2009

funt

Funt is another word for cunt only spelt wrong.

Rachael, do you shave your funt?

by milly November 07, 2004

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 07, 2003

funt

Funt is that wonderfully soft area above the cunt that I love to kiss.......and knead.........and play with!

my lovers wonderful soft and kissable FUNT!

by Mr. Lovelace January 24, 2004