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Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day! 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm 

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.
Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland 

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

fall down fuck in the ass 

When one has 1 too many tall boy Canadian's
Hey Billy, are you out of beers you fall down fuck in the ass