freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021

Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.

Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"

by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010

Freudian Type

Based on the Freudian Slip, this occurs when one is typing, and unknowingly inserts a word from one's subconscious mind.

I was writing an email question to my teacher when I was shocked to see that I ended the message with a Freudian type: "Thank you for your HOT MILF!"

Luckily she really is a HOT MILF, and a pretty freaky one too, so we just laughed about it over some champagne :)

by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009

Freudian slip

It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

by chipperspragish October 30, 2003

Freudian camisole

A Freudian camisole is a variation on the common phrase "Freudian slip." A Freudian slip is when you accidentally say something that reveals something about your subconscious mind. In contrast, a Freudian camisole is when you accidentally hear something wrong. This may or may not reveal something about your subconscious.

(A camisole is a type of undergarment, like a slip. This is a pun.)

Girl: And that's where the road intersects-

Boy: *not paying attention* Wait did you say sex?

Girl: What? No. You heard me wrong. Must have been a Freudian camisole...

by Eden O. September 3, 2010

Freudian typo

When you are casually texting someone and, either by your own mistake or by autocorrect, you turn the conversation sexy by an accidental typo. Tends to happen most often when you're talking to a crush/object of desire.

Her: What are you up to tonight?
Me: nothin, wanna bang?
Her: ...
Me: oh shit lmao wanna hang*
Her: Classic Freudian typo

by mrburbs January 3, 2018