Another word for an ugly face
by Nicky Sacks October 11, 2009
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Get the fotch mug.Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found
Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him
by F.valentine August 15, 2009
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by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003
Get the Fotch mug.Adjective describing the temporary disillusion of someone else appearing more attractive or approachable than they normally appear, because the onlooker is under the influence of oxycontin or other opiates.
1: "Damn, that girl looks fine!"
2: "You sure that's not just those roxy's you just railed talking?"
1: "Either way, she lookin' FOXYCONTIN toniiiiight!"
2: "You sure that's not just those roxy's you just railed talking?"
1: "Either way, she lookin' FOXYCONTIN toniiiiight!"
by Samwise Ganjee October 12, 2011
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2)a slang term endorsed by teens in New Rochelle and Yonkers meaning just a weird way of saying "face"
2)a slang term endorsed by teens in New Rochelle and Yonkers meaning just a weird way of saying "face"
by Kellehhhh February 20, 2007
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