Fotb

An acronym standing for fourum of the banned. Used on sites such as ultimate-guitar. It is a place for banned forum users to state their case on why they shouldn't be banned.

Bob: I sorted out the baning in the FOTB today, my account isn't banned anymore.

by Nick Kroeger July 12, 2007

Fotch

Slang for fire-crotch.

Hey, I bet that redhead is a fotch.

by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

fotch

1)female crotch...or just a crotch.

2)a slang term endorsed by teens in New Rochelle and Yonkers meaning just a weird way of saying "face"

1)that bitch has one sweeeeeeeet fotch

2)get your fotch over here!

by Kellehhhh February 20, 2007

FOCBOB

Acronym: Face Off Crimewatch, Body Off Baywatch.

Any male or female with a somewhat repulsive facial outlook (similar to that of a hardened criminal/crack addict), who inexplicably also possesses the body of a mid-level supermodel (see: Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff).

Shallow male 1: Eurgh, dude, have you seen that creature? The one with the facial warts?

Shallow male 2: Yeah, but dude, look at the bod! Definate FOCBOB dilemma.

by GeorginaImogen October 13, 2010

Fotch

A bicoastal drinking game in which all cards in a deck are spread in a circle. Each player, in turn, flips a card. Each value (regardless of suit) carries a penalty, activity or a...um...opposite of a penalty. To wit: ACE = Social drink, 2 = Take 2 drinks, 3 = Give 3 drinks, 4 = "Four on the Floor" - All players must place 4 fingers of 1 hand on the floor or table. The last player to do so must drink. 5 = High Five!" - Each player must raise one hand, as in 4. Again, the last to do so drinks. 6 = "To the RIGHT" The player to the RIGHT of the player flipping the card must drink. 7 = "To the LEFT" - Same as 6, but to the flipper's LEFT. 8 = "Eight Ball" - as in 4 and 5, but in this case, each player must cover a nostril, as if preparing to do a line of cocaine (or some such). Again, the slacker drinks. 9 = "Bust a rhyme!" - The flipping player starts a rhyme. Eack player has to contine this "rap" as it were, and rhyme the last word, without pause. The first to break the circuit drinks. 10 = "Categories". The flipper chooses a category at random (i.e. Brands of Cigarettes! or Types of Ink!, etc.), and each player must name an item in that category. Again, the first to fuck up drinks. J = MAKE A RULE. Any rule. Anything. Dirty, relevant, irrelevant, mean, whatever. Nothing fatal or dangerous, I guess. So ALMOST anything. Rules expire either at the end of the game, or if another player's rule cancels or contradicts. A rule like "Everyone licks my penis when a even-numbered card comes up" may seem like a good idea, but be advised: not everyone wants to see your cock, even if they are drunk, much less taste it. Q = Female Social, K = Male Social. Et Cetera. Before any player drinks, they must sya "FOTCH!" Not doing so requires yet another drink.

"Hey Julie, wanna play Fotch?"
"OK, but dont make that kissing rule again. Jason gave me the herpes last time."

by Mag Wheel July 2, 2006

ftcbh

fuck to climax beyond heaven

Yesterday night i ftcbh , the best in my life!

by Antonio Jop September 20, 2007

fotch

Another word for the face, usually used when embarrassing someone after they have been humiliated.

Oh man, did you see that shot? I got em right in the fotch.

by D Gore December 28, 2005