fon-doodoo

A sex act that starts by dumping a steamy poo load on the lady's chest. Then you dip your balls in it and finally teabag her with doodoo balls.

That girl ate the shit out of my fon-doodoo

by jgritty2 October 10, 2016

FON or F.O.N.

A person who is a "freak of nature".

"Omg, she is such an FON!"

by pmoney October 28, 2003

fon-doodoo

A new fondue, invented in Germany, that is taking the sheiße world by storm. The ingredients are vegetable oil and a steaming hot freshly pooed turd. It is mixed up and served over an open flame, on bread or apples. For a rare treat, mix it with poonut butter and serve on ice cream.

Larry made an incredible fon-doodoo this morning from his daily deuce!

by King Souser August 20, 2006

Fon’t

What you realize you wrote after you misspelled the word, “don’t”.

Who even spells don’t wrong, are you dumb?

Person 1 -“I fon’t really like thirst traps”
Person 2 - “fon’t?”
Person 1 - “Oh shit, I meant don’t”
Person 2 - “lol, fon’t”

“I fon’t want to clean the house.”
Fon’t- a spelling error for dummies

by Dumpling Chan• March 6, 2022

fon du lac

A fuck boy who
-plays baseball
-has flow
-Facebook messages your girlfriend asking "Do you have a snap chat"
-Post's gym selfies
-Trys to slide into DM's

That guy over there is a fon du lac -said brother from the great war

by chikaltretz October 16, 2015

Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

by Steloo September 15, 2019

Fon’t

When you come inside on a hot summer day dripping sweat on the floor and the fan doesn’t work. Tragic
Fan don’t work.

My fon’t!

by Jasm1ne March 2, 2024