The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.
See also, strawberry shortcake.
See also, strawberry shortcake.
The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.
by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008
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Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.
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“Man, I went to see Jess for a study session and she was totally folged out! She hasn’t slept in days and her teeth are ground down to small nubs. I'm worried!”
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