feeblecorn

Extreme butt herpes when the blisters or legions start to take the appearance of moldy or expired corn.

I went on tinder last night just to find out that the girl I matched with from South Dakota had a moderate to severe case of feeblecorn on her asshole, so anal was then out of the question.

by SBGC Boys April 22, 2017

Fleece

To steal. To rip off. To let a friend down.

"That guy just fleeced that guys jacket", "The bartender charged me $7.00 for that beer. What a fleece!", "Jobo didn't show up. He fleeced us again".

by King Vic September 23, 2014

E-Flee

Writing an email to a co-worker knowing that it will prompt an in-person confrontation and then leaving your desk.

E-mail:

Dear coworker,

i would like to talk to you about something controversial or of a delicate nature over email that will cause you to want to visit my desk.

Action:

sender sends email and then E-Flee's by going on lunch, break or flee's the office/country.

by kurbycar32 January 19, 2010

Fleece Jibber

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

by xacy December 2, 2011

Fleece Queen

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.

Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.

by zionlost100 December 6, 2012

Pee and Flee

while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,

is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee

....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR

Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!

urinator whiz bitches pee Pee and Flee

by Blarger.boy July 6, 2009

Fleecing the buffalo

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would

Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)

by justclarissa September 20, 2017