Felony Flats

a working class section of the Portland OR Metro Area, straddling the border between Southeast Portland and Milwaukie, whose residents account for a disproportionate number of arrests and convictions.

Of course the rent is low. That address is in Felony Flats. Keep driving.

by Buccaneer February 26, 2004

felony flats divas

term given to the tweeker chics seen tweekin' around the streets of PDX's Felony Flats, doing what & who they can for their next tweek.

There goes one of Portland's fine felony flats divas!!

by tamtamma October 8, 2009

Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007

felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016

felony coupon

Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.

I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.

by dasquidkid November 17, 2020

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot July 20, 2008