Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion

"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"

by Joltbot August 29, 2015

Mount Feceuvious

When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.

Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.

by joseph blough October 12, 2022

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013

fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.

Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"

by Wisk January 31, 2008

Fecquency

The frequency of one's defecation

Kevin has a high fecquency - dude is always sitting on the toilet

by geodave October 29, 2011

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003