split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

Shake off a fastball

It means going number 2 in the bathroom. In baseball, when a pitcher wants to throw a fastball, the catcher puts one finger down. If he wants to throw a curveball, he shakes his head to the fastball and the catcher puts 2 fingers down for a curveball. Also known as "calling for a curveball".

I need to go to the restroom and shake off a fastball

by CPAbel February 4, 2010

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

stinkfinger fastball

When a pitcher coats the ball with a smelly substance and throws it over the plate. The batter backs off because of the smell and it’s called a strike.

He threw that stinkfinger fastball by him, made him look like a fool, boy.

by JackieTreehorn1 October 24, 2022

High Fastball

Another expression for taking the dirt road or taking the brown eye from Atlanta to Boston.

Last night I switched it up and gave her the high fastball. Your mom always hits the high fastball.

by The Dutch Bandit January 16, 2011

stinkfinger fastball

When a baseball pitcher uses a substance on his finger when he grabs the ball, and when it crosses the plate, it smells so bad the batter backs off the box for a called strike.

He threw that stinkfinger fastball by him, made him look like a fool, boy.

by JackieTreehorn1 October 24, 2022

Fastball

A 90's indie rock band formed in 1995 in austin texas. The band skyrocketed to fame on the gossamer wings of their hit single."the way"a very compelling song about an elderly couple who attend a rural Texas festival called pioneer days. And due to their collective dementia.never return and their car is eventually found at the bottom of a ravine near hot springs arkansas. Hence.the pliant refrain: "where were they going.without ever knowing the way!"

I knew the guys from "fastball"when they worked at a deli in austin.

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021