by ianschiocchet@gmail.com April 20, 2021
Get the Farkingmug. Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 4, 2010
Get the farkmug. 1) Is everything and nothing at the same time.
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
what the fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
by Draco1668 January 3, 2009
Get the FARKmug. 1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
by FlamingGuts August 3, 2003
Get the farkmug. 1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
by wallofshame January 26, 2011
Get the farkedmug. "Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
by Mackintire April 5, 2008
Get the farkmug. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 26, 2007
Get the farkmug.