Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.

The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."

by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024

Failer

A "fake" movie trailer that sucks so bad that it fails on every level and should never have been made.

Man, did you see that video on YouTube that tried to convince us that there was a new movie coming out that had the Brady Bunch kids as Starfleet officers on the bridge of the Enterprise for the latest Star Trek movie? WTF, what a failer.

by Scooter McPooter May 6, 2024

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

Da Filers

A super sexy amazeballs girl, whos name is Sofia, but her stupid brothers nicknamed her Da Filers. Shawn Mendes is definitaly going to love her when they meet. She often laughts and makes others laugh. Sometimes she gets drunk and steps on computers...

Damn, Da Filers is being herself again...

by sofia88 March 19, 2017

Fetish Filer

Televised high-budget films centered around something weird, mostly for an adult audience. Often, they are bombs.

Reyna: Did you hear that Lili is going to see a Fetish Filer on feet?
Joel: Oh gosh not Lili.

by candycam August 19, 2023

The foiler

Your friend of the group that's constantly asking you if you have foil they can smoke off of.

Dude shut up why are you always being the foiler or foiling bring your own next time.

Someone dressed in tin foil on Halloween

First person:Did you see the foiler

Second person:Who
First person:That guy walking up and down the road looking for a piece of tin foil

by NonyaFukinBizz December 4, 2024

bucket of failer

AWSOMELY better then utter failer

omg, dude ur a bucket of failer

by puppy-girl November 10, 2009