B.A.D M.O.F.O

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017

b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

by No-_Name July 24, 2024

F.B.P.M.O

Acronym for “Flat bitches piss me off”.

Hey bro, I don’t get twig bitches wear leggings, F.B.P.M.O!

by Niggadetailer5 March 21, 2022

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L

I just want to have you back and keep you for the rest of my life

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L For when you lost that someone

by Sadboi0626 September 15, 2022

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011