Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall May 28, 2018

exhaustipated

When you are so tired or your body is so sore that you can't even take a crap.

"I was so exhaustipated last night after work that I just sat on the toilet for 10 minutes hoping something would fall out."

"So did end up really backed up this morning?"

by Theodosia June 29, 2014

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit

"Can you do the dishes?"
"Sorry, no. I'm exhaustipated."

by I_Eat_Childrens_Toes January 30, 2023

Exhaustipated

When you are so physically tired that you don't give a shit about things you normally would

I was going to decorate the Christmas Tree, but I was so exhaustipated this year.

by BlankWeevil87 January 6, 2015

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 27, 2012

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit!

I'm exhaustipated!!

by Bagpipe Baby November 17, 2017