Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall May 28, 2018

Exhaustipated

A deep state of physical and mental tiredness that induces actual constipation, and a trapped feeling of energy depletion.

I studied so much this week, I'm exhaustipated.

by UniQuorn March 24, 2022

Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 27, 2012

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit!

I'm exhaustipated!!

by Bagpipe Baby November 17, 2017

Exhaustipated

When you're too tired to give a shit.

When you just come home from a long day and your roommate is trying to tell you about his latest girl troubles and you have to say "man, can we do this tomorrow? I'm exhaustipated."

by Pecks78 April 4, 2017

Exhaustipated

Exhausted from trying to shit when your constipated

Sorry I can’t leave the house today I’m very exhaustipated

by Smelllz March 4, 2023