liquid explosion

1. (noun) Term describing an intense, feverish, violent ejaculation. Used in more formal contexts, as opposed to milk blast.

Just the thought of naked, sweaty, young aliens caused Tom Cruise to have a liquid explosion.

by bromojo August 27, 2006

explosion

Something that gives Michael Bay a boner

A explosion go boom

by Guffestav February 22, 2015

Exscrosion

When your scrotum sac has been vigorously aroused and salty cum explodes all over.

Alex begins by swirling the tip of his tongue around Robert's scrotum sac. Alex then licks Robert's scrotum sac with long, sweeping strokes as if he were savouring a delicious ice cream cone. Robert especially enjoys when Alex purses his lips and sucks softly on his scrotum sac, taking each testicle up into his mouth. This ultimately causes Robert to have an exscrosion all over Alex's face.

by LaZingara October 11, 2017

sock erosion

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

by toine toine December 12, 2012

Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.

- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.

by 32121 July 25, 2016

romance explosion

Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.

I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.

by Iacob. November 10, 2008

anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.

"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"

by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008