Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Evasion

A really dumb way to win games of pokemon

My opponent used minimize a bunch of times in this battle, his evasion is now at 4x, none of my moves hit. How is this fun?

by PokemonKid34 June 10, 2024

Communication Evasion

The act of sending a risky text message and throwing your phone across the room to avoid reading the response.

Totally did a communication evasion when I text Jim that I had feelings for him.

by Mark Paul G. March 28, 2017

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014

Chabe Evasion

Allows one to counter SanicMC Tax (check urban dictionary) and one percent of all earnings. (Used like a uno reverse card)

Where is my SanicMC tax? I don't have to pay thanks to my chabe Evasion.

by Chabe420 July 1, 2022