by Irish Wildman April 04, 2024
A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.
To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.
Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.
Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.
by Hjlprojections March 11, 2014
A catch-all term for all the ball-less, sterile, wuss-rock (coldplay, snow patrol, james blunt, keane - ad nauseum).
Bands that verge on autism, having a degree of "talent" (ability to play), yet an inability to convey emotion, other than a vague stab at it (emotion)...
Bands that verge on autism, having a degree of "talent" (ability to play), yet an inability to convey emotion, other than a vague stab at it (emotion)...
A prime example being "yellow" by coldplay!!! What does this mean, a near dissatisfaction??? Or perhaps an even better example "have a nice day" by stereophonics - a "nice" day? not a great day? just a nice one. "Eunuch-rock" - the kind of glib, nonsense you'll see selling cars, mobile phones or insurance on tv.
by jokei April 28, 2009
Eunuchs without balls who swear to be drinking blue fish (god help), when secretly hiding the fact they are drinking Carlton Zero..... Sacrilege!!!
Where not even owning an EV will bring back a single ounce of manhood to their otherwise withered souls (too far gone)..
Where we all prey they will stop paying for a contrived watered down beer like substance instead of the real fermented malt and hops of the gods.
May God have mercy on their souls... Amen 🙏!!
Where not even owning an EV will bring back a single ounce of manhood to their otherwise withered souls (too far gone)..
Where we all prey they will stop paying for a contrived watered down beer like substance instead of the real fermented malt and hops of the gods.
May God have mercy on their souls... Amen 🙏!!
Scott, who'd unrealised his point of chemical castration, whilst flexing in front of the camera said "Blue Fish Baby", while hiding the stubby of Carlton Zero... Sigh, could only withdraw from working the next day when realising the flex wasan irrevocable sad, sorry state of affairs of a true EUNUCH...
by Eunuch Pukus December 09, 2024
by Asymmetric shits for trump October 05, 2022
a plumber in the UA777
by big papi alex July 22, 2023
A thing a lolbertarian tells you to learn when you confront them with real logic and point out flaws in their ideas.
by Dr Drivel May 12, 2020