absurd ethics

A mode of ethics advocating the most irrational means of action possible to allow the inherent chaos of human action agency.

Rudy decided to skip the board meeting in order to shoot pool with a group of total strangers. His reasoning? Absurd ethics.

by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

Natalie Tan Work Ethic

The action of attempting to complete a task while repeatedly getting distracted by FaceTime.

I think you have a Natalie Tan Work Ethic!

by SophomoreTan May 3, 2022

ethic

The knowing of the difference between right and wrong. A set of moral principles.

bosses, lawyers, and politicians have no knowledge of ethics. Or they just don't give a fuck.

by AYB October 18, 2003

ethical cannibal

one who eats human flesh with the consent of the one being eaten

@batshaped, storyboard artist for cartoon network: i cannot let anyone forget that i am an aspiring ethical cannibal. in my lifetime i WILL consensually and ethically eat human flesh
literally all of twitter: what the fuck

by maxRNG July 18, 2020

Ehwic

Something that can't be described...

We don't know ┐('～`；)┌

"do you smell that? its ehwic"

by Dooby Dooby August 17, 2011

Facebook Ethics

Facebook Ethics is a major branch of philosophy, encompassing right conduct and good life over the electronic medium Facebook. The guiding principle of Facebook ethics is that of exercising sound judgement and morality when establishing relationships, networking, or simply keeping in touch with old friends.

Examples of breaching Facebook ethics include:
- Posting inappropriate pictures of either yourself or friends engaged in raucous behavior, binge drinking, or doing illegal drugs.
- Posting nasty comments about ex boyfriends new girlfriends at an attempt to invoke jealousy, cause pain, insult the other party
- Incessantly posting on people's walls thereby shielding other people's comments and creating a monopoly on said person's wall
- Discussing insensitive topics that could be read by other people- examples include religion, politics, and racism/sexism
- Tagging friends in pictures that are less than flattering.

Brynne breached Facebook Ethics by the posting a blasphemous statement about the existence of God on my wall. Now all my Jesus jamming friends are going to be upset. I better delete the comment

by Brynne October 24, 2008

Erwiction

(v.) To be sexually aroused by thick eyebrows, bolo ties, and/or undercuts.

Levi couldn't help but to jerk off after seeing Erwin. Levi had gotten a serious Erwiction.

by MikeTheHound December 20, 2014