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wangus erectus

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.
by sarahmae September 29, 2007
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011
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erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.
Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"
by johnahn February 4, 2007
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facial erection

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.
by DanRico October 5, 2013
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male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
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Rex Erection

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
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