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TOTAL WANKER!! but is still a sex god!! but is only attracted to tasmanian bogans!
in his natural habitat Peeteey can be himself! an epitaph!
epitaph by Krystle April 22, 2005
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Epitastic 

the best way to describe anything thats cool, hip, swell, amazing or any other complimenting word

making anything epically- and endlessly awesome
"dude you're drawing is EPITASTIC!"

"purple is one of my favorite colors so it is epitastic to me at least"
Epitastic by blahblaht September 11, 2009
a combination of "epic" and the German "tag" (day), to create "epic day" This is a drinking holiday for college students who need to celebrate a day of mass epicatunity. pronounced epitahg.
"Dude, get some tequila and carona, we are going to Mexico for epitag." "Befro homie, lets take my whip to the store for supplies."
epitag by Sh9est Danke Hombre February 24, 2010
One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.
"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."
Epitard by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012
Epshita is a bomb ass babe, full of life and main character energy. She doesn’t need anyone to vibe with, she is a vibe✌🏻

She doesn’t need alcohol to trip, she’s high on life. She also believes that life is shit and then we die, so better enjoy everyday with zero regrets!

She’s the girl who pisses you off with her high energy and she’s the girl you wanna be friends with to make you do fun things and let go of all that stress, so you can actually enjoy life✌🏻

“Live, don’t just exist”
-Epshita
Person 1: sighs
Person 2: Bro, you need a Epshita in your life!
Epshita by BelieveWhatYouRead November 22, 2021
Hey you know Epsit?
You mean that confused guy?
epsit by Ughrapolis November 23, 2021