Ark Survival Evolved

Do Not Play This Game
I Will Drive You Insane
It’s Like Crack It Will Keep Dragging You Back.

IM NOT KIDDING DONT PLAY ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!

by SWAGGINGPINGUS69 September 11, 2020

Ark survival evolved

dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid

that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it

by alljerrysincages2020 April 25, 2021

Ark: Survival Evolved

game with much glitch, much wow

person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy

by abcdefghijklmnopqrdtuvwxyz December 20, 2020

Evoloved Online

A great message board formed as a haven to those put up with LUE

www.evolvedonline.com ... what an example

by Zayes March 23, 2004

enveloved

when a person is enveloved they are loved only by a letter or a piece of mail.

"John your so enveloved" said tony, "I know I know,im social hated" said John.

by Andrew Suicide October 15, 2007

Evolved Cyuza

The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.

Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:

1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.

2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you

3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza

Stranger: calls Evolved Cyuza marshy
Evolved Cyuza Gf: dms stranger u have 1 day to live

by TheReälUrbanDictionary March 21, 2022

Evolvedysonboost

Someone recorded you nutting then posting it online

Shit did I just get evolvedysonboost?

by Rolando22345 March 9, 2024