The Emoji Movie

Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.

Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.

by UselessW33b June 15, 2017

the emoji movie

A mistake

The Emoji Movie

by Hello, yes, this is dog April 21, 2018

The Emoji Movie

One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.

After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself.

by Minecraft player 69 420 kys April 19, 2018

The Emoji Movie

That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.

The Emoji Movie 2: Death of the Emojis in cinemas March 27th

by Power476 July 29, 2020

The Emoji Movie

Terrible Money Waster

See:
Death
Hillary
Knife

A: Wanna Go Watch The Emoji Movie?
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

the emoji movie

there baby bells circle cheese if u will

1.hey have you seen the emoji movie?
2. oh the baby bell one
1.yea that one

by chazthelad March 1, 2021

The Emoji Movie

A Saw trap.

Jigsaw: Hello, Cordan. I want to play a game. Your 7 years of drug usage has led you here. This machine on your head can drill into your neck by triggering the off button on this TV playing "The Emoji Movie". If you can finish the movie, the machine will unfasten and the door will unlock. Let the games begin.
Cordan: *immediately turns off movie and dies by a drill to the neck*

by Annie are you okay? March 10, 2021