emacs

The best text-editor of all times. Even better than Vi. Millions of features, and entirely customisable. Not this long to load that Vi-fans would say. Emacs is available on almost every unix based system you can imagine, and also on Windows. With its tons of keyboard shortcuts and key bindings (also customisable), you will produce code faster you you have ever done

Vi is the only text editor I know in which you have to type commands to insert text...

by jeremy__ June 5, 2005

eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.

Fuck... My mom got a emachines...

by XIII November 7, 2004

Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!

by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008

ejacks

Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.

Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!

by kinsydrakes July 24, 2006

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

exackery

*see exactly

*drunken version of the root word exactly

Tonyia: "It's not just him, Kelly, all guys are douche bags"
Kelly: "Exackery!"

by shenanigans521 April 18, 2011

Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.

Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.

by Templestalker August 3, 2011