Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender

Yeah I'm Elton John

Elton John by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?

elton john by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019

Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

Elton John by Little67 October 21, 2021

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

Elton John by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Elton John Fan Club (EJFC) 

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

Elton John Fan Club (EJFC) by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

elton john paradise 

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

elton john paradise by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

Elton John’s surprise 

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

Elton John’s surprise by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021