Ernesto

A guy with a huge dick no like really the Mexican genes gave him the biggest cock

"hey ernesto can i suck your dick?"

by A funny feller May 6, 2021

ernesto luna

No ones better that simple...

We need to bring the best of the best. Get Ernesto Luna!

by 3six March 27, 2017

Ernestophillia

Sexual attraction towards Melanie’s dad, Ernesto.

Damn look at Ernesto, I think I have Ernestophillia.

by ErnestoLuber June 3, 2018

Ernesto

A tall handsome man with the best smile, everyone loves Ernesto. The second he walks into a room all eyes are on him and the party has officially started. He’s an alpha male and the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. If you have an Ernesto in your life consider yourself to be very very lucky. He’s rare and has a heart of gold.

Who’s that tall sexy guy over there?
That’s Ernesto

by Alan_nala November 22, 2021

Ernesto

Ernesto is the kind of man a girl dreams about marrying one day. He is tall, athletic, handsome, incredibly smart, funny, and best of all, patient and kind. He is a dreamer who wants to be the best of the best in sports, school, and in board games (maybe a bit of an ego), but he knows how to stay humble. He is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. He is loyal and always there for you. He can be a little selfish sometimes, but if you’re lucky to be in his life, he’ll show you how much you mean to him and give so much in return. His passion and ambition make you feel the same passion and excitement so much so, you can convince yourself to follow him anywhere—even to another country. He is the only man you want by your side, now and forever for infinity.

Aw man, there is no way I can win, because Ernesto is on the field today.

I don’t want to think about a life would be without Ernesto in my life.

by AIMGEE November 24, 2021

Ernesto

A usually tall Latino guy, he looks like a giant orange traffic cone and laughs for no reason. He is like a foot taller than like everyone at his school.

Me: look at Ernesto

Friend: he’s so tall he looks like a giant traffic cone

by Twenth May 17, 2018

ernesto syndrome

When a person has lost the ability to comprehend simple tasks and sudden confusion emerges, making the said person a Tanfi.

Yo I hit the blunt the other day and that shit gave me Ernesto syndrome, I felt like a Tanfi yo!

by MexySexy May 6, 2017