EJ 

1: A Black white kid.
2: See oreo.

a quote from EJ "Dude, rap f***ing blows!"

EJ by Gus Teh Great July 16, 2004

EJ 

Eskimo Job, like a handjob but with more ice

Guy 1: Whats the best thing about outdoor sex when its snowing?
Guy 2: The relative humidity?
Guy 1: Nope, EJ's!
Guy 2: Yeah!
*gratuitous high five*

EJ by logicalzoombini April 19, 2010

EJ 

A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.

Therefore: Electronic Jockey

I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.

EJ by Yes Men December 9, 2008

EJ 

Has A Small Penis But Is Very Fortunate Because He is a Ladys Man

EJ Can Be A

EJ by EJ903951 November 12, 2016

Ej 

Someone with the LONGEST neck in the history of the fucking universe. It’s so long it’s longer than the brontosaurus. His neck is what sank the titanic. No one is safe. Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your family! His dick is a speck of dust compared to his neck

Bro that kids neck is like Ej’s!
No way Ej’s is two times as long

Ej by Kenneth Berlin March 22, 2019

EJ 

The most beautiful Girl you will ever see. One glance you will crush on her. She has the confidence of dancing and singing in public. She has the most beautiful drawings and loves to eat food.

Look its EJ!
EJ who’s that?
The prettiest one of them all!

EJ by sanalahatlovesyou September 14, 2022

EJ 

obv a gay/queer person who doesn't know what's he's doing with his life anymore and has mommy issues. EJ can be very kind. he will say things like "You're so ugly i might puke" to his friend, out of love. there no real way to explain ej actually

ej is just ej.

EJ by EJSUCKZZZASSSSSS November 3, 2022