eejit

A human with a computer chip implanted into his or her brain. Eejits are similar to mindless zombies and only obey voice command orders. If an eejit were told to stay it would stay at the same spot until it was told otherwise even if it were in a lifethreatening condition.

The workers on opium poppy fields in South America are usually eejits.

by ryktan June 25, 2007

eejit

Scottish word, commonly used in Scotland, meaning idiot.

John you stupid frigging eejit!

by Wrathcaster January 28, 2018

eejit

an irish expression, not scotish as scots may claim; they just mean idiot when thay say it fast. but in ireland it means simply that you are indeed an eejit, same as craic it cannot be translated. catpish?<----------irish italian for "you understand"

see that fella, sure fair enough hes a buck eejit

by da origanal playa June 03, 2006

eejit

adjective
irish roots
an idiot, a moron, a thicko, a weirdo, a freak, a raving mad lunatic and all in all a stupid eejit

*person walks into lampost*
"what an eejit"

by **livingalie** March 10, 2006

eejit

SCOTTISH gaelic term for idiot,

Och Phil, yer an eejit so u r

by rebecxxxxxxxxx August 13, 2006

eejit

An eejit is an Irish expression for the english 'fool' (or idiot)

will ya take yer feet off da table ya big eejit!

by katigo July 03, 2009

eejit

Scottish and Irish slang for idiot.

Person 1: Did you hear? Steve fell over a fucking rock!
Person 2: Oh my god! What a fucking eejit he is!

by ScottishHuman December 09, 2016