eduporn

A twisted sideline for a disbanded young enterprise company formulated by the dark criminal mastermind Jeeves. A basic animated porn archive created during school lunchtimes and featuring a big green martian with a 2-foot cock.

Is it cos I is green?

by Contgouge September 22, 2003

edump

To block a person from contacting you electronically. (eg block emails, IM, texts, etc.)

That psycho just wouldn't leave me alone; so I edumped him/her.

by Marshal August 19, 2007

edurant

expression of dissatisfaction about the constant malfunctioning of eduroam, a wireless roaming service for the academic community

When Professor Taylor could not logon to the wireless network this morning, we had to endure one of her endless edurants again.

by heinzo January 12, 2016

Eurp a derp

Slang of stupid, or dumb.

Man he's such a eurp a derp

by Zwilliamb September 4, 2016

eeurp

When you simultaneously and involuntarily suck in air and burp at the same time.

Oops! Pardon my eeurp.

by Blonde2theBone January 26, 2017

Edusplaining

When an educator tries to explain something to you, but your way too smart to listen

Teacher: if you get acid in your eye it will hurt.
You: stop edusplaining to me you monster

by The truth bitch handle it November 15, 2018

Eurphorious

A mix of euphoric and victorious

I was Eurphorious when I finally got to bang that guy I wanted!!!

by Sunshine saves lives December 3, 2018