Edgar Allan Poe

An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.

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His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe

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Edgars

A Latin American teenager who who possesses a bowl cut, perm, mullet, or some combination of these. They are spotted in packs at six flags and malls and usually wear a black t-shirt and jeans, sometimes even a sweatshirt.

Person 1: Look at all those Edgars over there
Edgar 1: Wachu say cuh
Edgar’s Cousin: Yeah man wachu sain cuh

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Edgar

Idk wtf everyone is saying but an edgar is a gay mexican with a bowlcut and wishes he was black so dresses black and says nigga every minute usually act like they bang sets that are non existing

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Edgar: Nigga

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Edgar Davids

Edgar Davids is the worlds most feared AoE II Player. He can single handedly win a whole Tournament while playing with his feet and his eyes closed.

Every Team Edgar joins will automatically transform into Team Edgar Davids.

"I hope the enemy team won't use Edgar Davids, otherwise it's already gg"

by Bl4ckfl4me April 18, 2022

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