I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu

"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "

by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

i eat ass

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires

"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

by Juice gucci mane vert May 23, 2016

the ceo of eating ass

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.

im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

how to eat ass

Open the ass hole and ferociously bite it and lick it

Tyler at my ass last night and he destroyed my holes. So I asked him how to eat ass.

by Asslicker4002 September 5, 2017

Eating ass

Anilingus. Practiced by homosexuals and closeted gay men in denial. As a deviant and destructive practice, it may qualify as a mental illness. Strongly linked with coprophilia (scat fetish).

Joe finds an outlet for his unfulfilled homosexual desires through eating ass.

by Rational man September 27, 2020

david eats ass

david eats ass. he likes em big he likes em chunky. david looks like a whole COCK roach . he smells like chicken tenders from the school lunch. he is more stupid then my english teacher. he eats my english teachers ass

david eats ass is over there!!! be careful that he don’t eat ya ass

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019