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eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.
by username420 November 21, 2020
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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
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eat a dick up til you hickup

1. a way to cut someone off in the middle of a lie.
2. if you're eatting dicks until you get sick, you cant talk, and if you cant talk you cant lie.
KB said, man do you know how much money i got in the bank?

SBF said, yo man, eat a dick up til you hickup.
by Big Stone July 24, 2008
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eat a dick yo

a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.
Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.

Response: Eat a dick yo!
by Holmania August 9, 2008
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Eat a dick backwards

Intended to be an insult but eating a dick backwards is not possible.
Alex BIack is always telling the PCSO to eat a dick backwards because he’s going to prison forever.
by HollowayPCSO April 5, 2022
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Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020
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