Earthquake Punch

The act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. You must call "Earthquake Punch" before you punch, as if you do not, the Earthquake Punch will not be as powerful.

"That kid is such a D-Bag"
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"

*punches kid very hard in the mouth*

by 1j1l2s3 October 18, 2010

Earthquake vomit

An Earthquake vomit is when there is a swarm of earthquakes in one region.

Pronunciation: bchgrughrughruch.

Wow, did you see that earthquake vomit that happened yesterday? It looked fascinating!

by renseke October 21, 2012

fb earthquake

wen facebook starts freezing,jamming and fb chat crashes every other moment!

fuck man! fb earthquake all over again!

by nikbegins January 21, 2011

Earthquoke

A response to something wild, spontaneous, or unpredicted that happens
A phrase similar to shook and and I oop

Did you hear that everyone failed the test?
Sis, I'm earthquoke

by Carolbaskin April 24, 2020

earthquake party

A sketch on the comedy show "The Upright Citizens Brigade" in which a group of investigators attempt to interrogate a woman suspected of attending a recent "earthquake party" In the sketch, an "earthquake party" is one in which people either pretend that there is an earthquake going on, or they actually attempt to start an earthquake. Appears on Episode #308, the "small town show"

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens and Armageddon.

by Wheelinshirt April 3, 2005

South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

Earthquake

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020