ewok

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained storm troopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny Matthews: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul Russo: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

by Toe Moss January 2, 2009

ewok

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained stormtroopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

by Toe Moss September 21, 2007

ewok

the ewok bridge in the woods behind the back parking lots at stockton. it is called the ewok bridge because the words ewok are written on the post. many drugs are smoked here.

hey guys, fuck the bowl, lets ewok it out!

the sto po will never find us out on the ewok.

by AnthonyMC June 4, 2007

EWOK

Unshaven vagina. (Reference to hairy alien creatures in Star Wars movies).

That girl needs to shave her EWOK.

by SBK93036 August 28, 2007

Ewok

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Ewok

To have a hairy short and stubby penis

Ryan has an ewok

by Ritter1359 June 2, 2011

Ewok

An Ewok is a Wookie follower. Often an Ewok is a Wookie who does not fit the criteria of being extremely ugly or overweight. These two relative species do however do share poor taste, hygeine and a lack of intelligence. Distant relatives to the Hutt family.

Keith: "That Wookie is bothering me."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."

Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."

by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008